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We Did It! We Did It. Boy, did we do it!
Oh, Happy Day! Not when Jesus washed our sins away, silly. Right now! The Senate JUST PASSED our gun safety bill at 6:40 PM tonight! And it was so easy. The Republicans gave impassioned speeches...
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The Fix is IN.
Our gun bill is on its way to MOM’s desk. It should have arrived by now, unless MOMs windmills blew it in a different direction. Millertime! Here’s Mikey sending the bill over to MOM’s house. Now,...
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Kiss My Ass
Here’s the Instagram of me at the stroke of midnight on Monday, marking the end of the 2013 “Legislative” Session. We call it the Legislative session, but it’s more like whack-a-mole with the...
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One Plus Two = Jellybeans!
Non sequitur (Latin for “it does not follow”), in formal logic, is an argument in which its conclusion does not follow from its premises. In a non sequitur, the conclusion could be either true or...
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“Goddag og velkommen til”
It was only a short time ago that Amerika was viewed as the country with all the answers! Why, we were Numero Uno in manufacturing, military prowess, economic independence, health services, etc. Then...
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Minority Report
Shame on you, racist minds, for thinking I was talking about ”those” kinds of minorities! Not you, little ass. Why, I never even noticed you were black! No, I’m talking about “these“ minorities....
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Pepe’ le Pew
What on terre (French for Earth) has gotten into Pierre Franchot, our tres’ bien Comptroller? He’s making a bigger stink than Pepe’ le Pew! Pardon mois - I have zee smell of fresh camembert cheese....
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Gorillas are Rockin the Jail House
The Maryland Zoo boasts the Chimpanzee Forest, where mammals live and play and procreate, sequestered away from other interfering species. Humans delight in climbing the hill on the Druid (yes Druid)...
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Call Me Maybe
It’s the end of April and he STILL hasn’t called! MOM got so tired of waiting for Buhrock to call and congratulate him on all the things he did to the citizens of Maryland, that he flew off to Israel....
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Dreams Really Do Come True
It has been really tiring partying for the last three months. (Yawn). I am really tuckered out today - can hardly keep my big brownies open. (Yawn). Think I’ll just take a little nappy right here...
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